Couchsurfing World Domination

So i’m back - i had a little Couchsurfing Crash, two girls from brazil went to Berlin. We just met to take a drink together - in the end they destroyed me (i couldn’t walk 1day) but ok - shit happens.

Now to the better stuff - the couchsurfers trying to get the world domination.
Really I read this shit in a public newspaper.
It seems to me the world goes crazy - a little bit to much.

Can someone please explain me what the dark-evil-plan of the couchsurfing people is to get the world domination?
I didn’t get it - please help me out with this.

So whats next on my couchsurfing site?
Yeah i started to “twitter” until now i think its just useless shit - but ok let’s see what happens.

Ah and my favourite german blog guy is mr. bundeskanzler24.de - amazing.
I think he will win the german elecation and become our next cancelor.
Some people will say - hopefully not - but i’m his fan.
Ok it’s more becouse he will make me to the attache of the marketing guy in the german parlament.
Perfect - no more work, just sitting there and thinking about what the best way is to give a little bit of the hard spended tax money to shit.

Jipeeeh.
Oh i should stop these drugs.
Your Couchsurfing Guy