Now some new stories about the crazy Couch surfers i met in my Couchsurfing life.

First in mind is the french girl who decided to jump naked into the river in Berlin - it was really damn cold outside. But the best was she lost her colthes so I had to go back to my flat an get her some stuff….

The second Couch surfer i remeber was this crazy american guy, he was that amazing cray. He was a little bit “Hip Hop” Style and tried always to make real Rap for people - even when the people begged him to stop. No he never stoped it until he got into a fight and jeah how was the nice ashole that tried to get him out of this?
Of course me…blessedly some friends of mine where with me so it was a short fight.

The third and for today last couch surfer I have in mind is this crazy finish girl i met in my first night in helsinki. What a girl, sadly she was terrible drunk and so she decided to puke right into the cleavage of her girlfriend - I will never forget her face, amazing.

So thats it for today with the couch surfer stories.

Couchsurfing @Twitter - it’s amazing to see how many people know couchsurfing already out there.
Mostly interesting because the Couchsurfing Portal is not the best Community I ever saw, but the idea seems to be really good.

So maybe one day some guys will make a real couchsurfing community? Yeah a comercial one, because thats the way the world goes. If you earn money for something you make it better - poor humans eh?

No usually this circle has made things even better - some of the greatest Communites in the Web started as a copy from a non commercial website. They made it commercial but with the money they could work harder on the community and research for the real user interests. With this informations they builded communites like they should be, easy to understand and mostly welcome to everyone.

So i hope that some day someone will make a commercial couchsurfing thing…
But we will see.

It’s time to bring back some old Couchsurfing Stories.

Ok here we go.

One of my Exgirlfriends was from Viena, she was beautiful - a great woman all in all.
But I was young, stupid - mostly drunk and so on.
Ok there are no excuses so here the Story.

I was traveling to Viena by plane to meet my girlfriend there.
But I didn’t knew at this moment that my girlfriend couldn’t make it in time to the airport so she asked her friend to pick me up. Also i didn’t knew that here friend was damn hot - what a girl.

So when I left the cloakroom I was a little bit shocked when this pretty hot girl just asked me if where Thomas.
So I decided to get a drink with her to talk a little bit with her and so on.
Unfortunately she was a little bit attracted by me and more unfortunately I was attracted by her.

Ok to make it short, after some drinks we had sex at the airport toilet. But now it’s getting crazy.
My girlfriend just decided to go to the airport and look for me what takes so long.

Unfortunately when I and her friend left the toilet she walked into us.
I just talked to her like nothing happened - “hi my love, everything ok?”
Sadly her friend started to cry and screaming “I’m sooo sorry”
I asked “For what the hell are you sorry” - that was dump.
Because now her friend explained my girlfriend everything.

So yeah this was one of the first times in my life I get in contact with Couchsurfing, because my ex-girlfriend kicked me out of her flat.
So I stayed two weeks at the flat of a really nice guy and wandered through Viena.

So i’m back - i had a little Couchsurfing Crash, two girls from brazil went to Berlin. We just met to take a drink together - in the end they destroyed me (i couldn’t walk 1day) but ok - shit happens.

Now to the better stuff - the couchsurfers trying to get the world domination.
Really I read this shit in a public newspaper.
It seems to me the world goes crazy - a little bit to much.

Can someone please explain me what the dark-evil-plan of the couchsurfing people is to get the world domination?
I didn’t get it - please help me out with this.

So whats next on my couchsurfing site?
Yeah i started to “twitter” until now i think its just useless shit - but ok let’s see what happens.

Ah and my favourite german blog guy is mr. bundeskanzler24.de - amazing.
I think he will win the german elecation and become our next cancelor.
Some people will say - hopefully not - but i’m his fan.
Ok it’s more becouse he will make me to the attache of the marketing guy in the german parlament.
Perfect - no more work, just sitting there and thinking about what the best way is to give a little bit of the hard spended tax money to shit.

Jipeeeh.
Oh i should stop these drugs.
Your Couchsurfing Guy

I had a little break but I’m still alive - stay tuned, a little bit later I will give you again the full couchsurfing berlin stuff.

Couchsurfer sex what the hell are you searching for?
A few days ago I saw in my analytics account 40 people came through google in the search for couchsurfer sex - what the hell?
This is really a poor world, if you have nothing better to do then search for couchsurfer sex you should try to get a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever it needs.
Really that is - I can’t describe.

Ok guys if you search for couchsurfer sex you are completly wrong, but not only here it is more completly wrong in the way your brain works. Fun - amazing fun.

Lets see how many of you searching for free couchsurfing sex.
I will see hopefully after this post how many stupid guys are out there.
Oh and the word of the day is Lasek Klinik - it’s a special gift word to a friend of mine, he is a coder and works all the time. I think he knows all about the Lasek Kliniks out there.
What do you think?

So thats it all about couchsurfer sex and lasek klinik.

Es ist soweit die Telekom hat seine neuen T-Mobile Combi-Flat Tarife veröffentlicht. Meiner Meinung nach ein Hammerdeal gemessen an den tollen Extras dieser Flat. Da gibts ne Datenflat dazu, ne Vieltelefonierer Flat und noch son paar krasse Extras. In Kombination mit meinem Nokia 5800 (Iphone pwned) rockt das ziemlich. Aber auch an die Normalos hat T-Mobile mit seinen Max-Flats Tarifen gedacht - die sind so gestaltet das man immer seine Kosten vollkommen unter Kontrolle hat, was natürlich genial ist. Ich meine volle Kostenkontrolle ist doch was wert oder?
Aber da gibts als besonderes Schmanckerl oben drauf sogar noch ne Weekend-Flat. Also T-Mobile rüstet wirklich auf, ich finds toll ihr?

Achja und wenn mal einer mehr Infos zu den Flats braucht - einfach mal auf dem Combi Flats oder Combi Relax Flat Portal informieren, kostet ja schließlich nichts und wer sparen will muss informiert sein.
Nicht wahr?

Achja und um noch ein paar Worte zum Iphone zu verlieren. Ich mags ja nicht so wirklich, klar es ist fanzy, hat den Coolheits-Bonus und auch sonst ist viel drin. ABER ich hab einfach die Schnauze voll von Apple Produkten, diese ewigen Kinderkrankheiten - Beispiel Itunes lässt mich meine Musik nicht vom Ipod zurück kopieren etc. Da warte ich lieber auf das T-Mobile G1 Android Handy, das könnte mehr als spannend werden - auch und vorallem in Kombination mit der T-Mobile Combi Relax Flat. Also Google G1 Android + Combi-Flat, das ists was mich richtig reizen würde.

Aber wir werden sehen was der Markt sagt wenns soweit ist, ich freu mich drauf.

Grüße
Euer Couchsurfing Host auf Combi-Flat Suche

So ich hab nu die Schnauze voll, hier gammeln tagtäglich genug leuts rum die mal Ihren Senf da lassen könnten.
Aber sie wolles alle nicht so recht.

Daher kommt nun bald die Couchsurfing Blog Kommentaroffensive.

SO da habt ihrs.
Ihr werdet schon sehen

So yeah this article is about Couchsurfing vs. Macbook or more vs. Apple

In my oppinion the macbooks are not more then fanzy but useless and shitty tools for fanzy people. A Mac or even an Ipod is mostly style (be true with yourself). Of course for coder it is nice to have, but for the normal usuall couchsurfing host it is just another fanzy tool the world doesn’t need.

But ok here the full Couchsurfing vs. Macbook Story.
I had some Couchsurfing chickz from the US at my flat, and they told me how great and fanzy and cool and bla bla bla here new Macbook was. And of course it was, but the girls didn’t recognize that the Mac has something special. If you have a little bit to much power when you open you macbook the display can brake from the mac.
So the girls got drunk, sitting in front of me and told me how nice there new amazing macbook was, and to show me one of them oppened it.
Sadly she was to fast for the mac and to strong, so she had the macbook in one hand and in the other the display. I didn’t laugh at this moment - and it was hard not to do it, but the girls start crying and screeming.
That was to much, i started laughing louder then they could scream and so they got angry.
To end the story. One of the girls got that angry that she thought it would be a good idea to throw someting at me, unfortunatly she throw her new ipod touch and more badly I was to fast for the ipod. So the ipod shattered at my wall.

I never forget her face when she realized what she had done.
It was amazing.

Afterwards they used my old unfashioned windows vista pc and never told me again that apple is a great company.
Muharr

Your Couchsurfing Guy

Externe Festplatte

So after I finished my Couchsurfing Stuff in Berlin, i was just wondering if the old “couchsurfing meeting” is still?
Ok I’m not a Host anymore but hey - the Couchsurfing meetings were nice.
It was always fun to see the the foreign people and the Hosts (ok sometimes it looked like a turkish bazar becouse the guys tried to exchange women - no joke). I loved to hanging out with these guys. Funny I think all Couchsurfers are a little bit the same way. They are all a little bit more open minded, peaceful and mostly party people. Maybe the world changes the Couchsurfing people when they travel through it? Or they were born this way? I don’t know - but it is good to know people outside there are a little bit the same like you.
But amazing - all Couchsurfers have are in some way special or more they are different from the rest of the world. Thats the best thing on Couchsurfing - the people, and it’s the only thing that matters or?

Yeah so much writing about it - and usually the people don’t recognize it.
Sadly Couchsurfing is not a strange afterwork thing, it is more a way of understanding the world. If you are a host you have to trust people, if you are couchsurfer you have to believe people. Thats great.

Your Couchsurfing Host