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This is for all the Guys outside who going out to hunt a chick and fail like a little boy.
Hey Guys maybe you should try to use your mouth instead of your amazing bad skills to dance, yeah sorry i’m really not the biggest dancer or the most beautiful guy in the world - but i can talk, and “whohooo” more then one sentence without an “eh” or “doh”.
Come on grap your balls - if you have some - and talk, the girl in front of you will thank you this.
You know what i mean and surely the girl in front of you know’s the same.
She saw your spermspending view all the time when she was dancing, so yeah she know’s you want to have sex. Now to bring you done, she wants the same - exactly the same.
But first of all you have to talk, becouse live is not a pornmovie and yeah 2 sentences are really hard to say.
Ok to your defence i know your sperm is blocking your head but you can do more then this.
Even only for some minutes, but enough for her.
Oh and some Words for all the Guys out there who tell me:
“I’m going to the Clubs becouse i want to Dance” <- Sure and i’m lord Pepperoni from Mars.
“I love to be in the Clubs becouse the Music is so great” <- Yeah much better then your 1 Million illegal Songs on your PC i know
“The drinks are so cheap!” <- Ja … 10 € for a Vodka with Red bull with more Water then Vodka or Red bull is really cheap
“I love to hang out with my friends” <- Ja…and your friends love to watch the dirty dacing girls and to give them what they want … and you?
“It’s fun” <- Jeah .. really funny with many people in one room, bad music, bad drinks and bad air - sure i love it to!
“I need sex” <- /signed
So i was thinking about writing down some real storys about my adventures in Berlin.
Maybe…let me know if you want them! (Comments!)
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