Californication TV - Next part

Some people really asked for more - incredible.
So here we go - Californication TV the real deal?
So whats this Californication TV blabla? Easy one: We all know Californication is more real life then we would accept.
So here we go, i will start in the past - 2 months ago, i had a very strange time.

I met an italian girl, she was 33 and really she wants only one think - to fuck.
And no she was not ugly (for sure you will not find a picture of her).

So after a One-Night-Stand i forget her, but the next evening at 1 fucking o’clock in the morning she stands right infront of my flat with her package and said the most fucking sentence i ever heard:
“Yeah i don’t want to border you, it’s just sex - i will cook and clean, in 3 weeks i’m gone okay?”
So there i was, my dick says “jipihee” my brain says “wtf?” and i said “yes for sure!”.

After 2 weeks she began to border me so i kicked her out of my flat, unfortunatly i forget she had a key - and more unfortunatly i lost mine.

So i had to be “nice” and blabla…

The end she throw my key in the River, i had again sex with her and to break up my own appartment.
(The Policemen were nice..)

What a great memory.